Oprah and the Giant Floods

I hate telethons. They almost always suck and they're way never long or boring enough. If we'd had our telethon when the big "O" was here we'd have had ka-billions of dollars in support. We need a full week of fund raising telethons to even get close to what we need. Please donate all the shit you can find! These people out there are pretty-much fucked. Oh, just for y'all who don't know what this shit is all about; currently the entire north eastern and mid east coast and pretty-much the entire inland and coastal western portion of Australia is underneath 8 to 13 metres of fuckin' water! It's a fuckin' disaster! These guys aren't just flooded - they are totally underwater! We gotta help these people somehow; hence, there is a telethon taking place on channel 9 as I write this. A bunch of shitty (but kind) performers are performing their shit. The women are pretty and the men are handsome. Karl is annoying (even on mute), people are clapping and people are hoping and people are sad. This is quite a sight... I hope to The Lord that someone youtube's this show in full! Either way, I hope that everyone in Australia will try to help these poor motherfuckers. If any Aussies deserved a beer it'd be them!