Anyone that has a regular bottle store they frequent knows how important it is to get on a good, friendly basis with its proprietor. Down at the local Houston Shops, our team has retreated nearly every day for all our alcohol needs. The bottle store / post office has been a great place to pay the bills and get depressed and drunk straight away afterwards - how perfect is that. They always greet me with smiles and when I travel for months on end only to return unshaven (and usually a little fatter) they recognize me immediately and want all the goss. If anyone sees this guy on the street or goes to the bottle store themselves, give him a handshake and let him keep the change. Keep your eyes off his wife and daughter too - I think this guy knows some crazy martial arts or something! This man's name has been withheld to protect him from film producers and a local vampire - that is all...
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