This is Fang our newest mascot. My wife bought him this morning from the bottle shop. Fang helps raise money for breast cancer research, which is all the more important today what with the funeral of activist and battler Jane. Fang wishes Glenn all the best for the future and promises not to bite him and drink his blood and make him undead. Fang will have heaps of adventures so stay tuned. We're putting him on the payroll as a customer relations officer, so let's see how our complaints department runs with Fang in the drivers seat. (He, he, he.) Fang still has a strong accent and is pretty bad on ye old English, so be patient with him, besides, multiculturalism is what makes this country great. Unfortunately, due to our new addition to the company, all garlic and signs of Jesus or God will have to be removed before meeting with Fang. Sorry to inconvenience anyone, but Fang might turn to salt or ash or sand, and the safety of OUR team is simply more important than Jesus or God. Thank you for your understanding.
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