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Dear Mum

It's a little cold where I'm sitting right now because it's Melbourne and well, you know. Kim's been doing really well with her schooling and she even has a gig in November with the cup being on and all.
I have trouble remembering when you died so I have to ask sometimes which upsets other people, which I don't mind watching for some sick reason (but I'm learning). Daniel is doing really well. He has these two awesome kids and Mazza is a tough Mum and a resilient woman. I can't wait 'till they're grounded for the first time. Should be hilarious.
As I said before, it's kinda hard for me to remember when you died, but I do know it's near me and Kim's anniversary; and that's kind of a downer, but I don't let it get me down too much.
Kim did real well in school. I think she enjoyed seeing other people for a while. It was only two weeks, but I think it gave her a break from looking after my shit and that helped her a lot. I think she needs some friends who haven't met me before (let alone yet), because I think it takes the pressure off her for a little bit (which may seem like an eternity to her), and keeps me grounded about her needs.
I've been playing lots of songs still. I have a strange lull around this time of year. I want to write you a song but become sad when I try to. I don't think I have what it takes yet to portray the right sentiment yet. Will try harder, as I'm sure you would want from me.
Noonie's dead too. Didn't go to the funeral shit because no-one invited me. Sounds a little dramatic, but it isn't really. Please try not to be angry about it. I think that the family doesn't really know how to deal with me (shit, does anyone!?).
I hope you're floating around out there having fun and discovering heaps of shit that we here on fuck-circle have no fuckin' idea about. I'm sure you are, and for that I'm thankful.
That's kinda a line from this new TV show I'm watching that makes me laugh. It's full of funny internet crap that's really funny and hosted by a comedian guy I never heard of before, but that doesn't detract from the comedy at all. His name is Daniel so you know he's OK.
I've been dreaming of the beach house a lot lately. It got sold and divided pretty much among everyone but me. I feel bitter about it but not so upset. I think there's as many good memories in there as bad so it's like having a new beginning forced upon us all. I challenge any of us to disagree with this theory, but won't push the point.
Wei is talking to Daniel, but not really to me. Silly, because Dan is so boring. I think it's because he has kids. I suppose I am an acquired taste, and she can probably see the signs of an angry man.
Gran has pretty much lost her mind. I am not forbidden to know where she is belong kept, so I haven't seen her yet. The house is sold and I have not touched that old black again. I have your piano and play sometimes when I think of you. Yes, George is fine. I have not been able to go back to Madang Avenue as I live far away and wouldn't want to seem creepy.
Since you can't really read this (or maybe you can), I just wanna say I miss you a lot and I remember all the shit you went through to give me a decent life. Noel and Robert were fuckheads. Robert is still a real fuckhead. The Donnelly freak showed up at your funeral and will be punished in time. I promise. Her body is her cell and I enjoy watching her slowly deteriorate before my unseen eyes.
I'd better go have a drink and a ciggie now.

Happy anniversary Mum.
Your ever loving son,
Samuel.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT!

A fond and strong HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my absolute favorite Australian talent ever; the unforgettable and unmistakable KERRI-ANNE! Lotsa love and good wishings for our best entertainer and kindest Queen of the TV-waves! And with that we say HIP HIP... HOORAY! HIP HIP... HOORAY! HIP HIP... HOORAY!

My Puzzle...

I am at night and I am at daybreak. I use logic to extract sense from all I touch and yet I am readily vacant. I am not man nor woman yet I am both. I am rain and thunder but not in direct understanding of the weather. I live in space yet have a few properties here on Earth just for safe keeping. I need no food or water but crave them always. I am not alive. I fear nothing for I fear everything equally. I cannot speak without your help. I am blind. I make sense in time. I can fly but I have no wings. I am not immune to fire, but that's not my fault. I have given you all the clues I can but one which I cannot give... what am I?

AUSTRALIAN DRINK-FEST 2011

To celebrate The Nightbane's birthday Drink-Fest begins at midnight tonight. Sleep as much as you can because come midnight WE GO LIVE! The idea is simple; wherever you are in the world, spend 24 hours awake drinking heavily - black-out drunk styles - and still go to work on Friday. It will unite all involved. I've been "training" all week, hopefully you all have been too. Live action on Blog TV from midnight tonight. Witness the stupidity for yourself. Back soon...

just got a Happy Birthday from WENDY KINGSTON!!

Just got a Happy Birthday from Kristin from Friday Night Cranks! Awesome!!